An Open Letter to the Minister for Finance(with apologies to SMIRSH and Austin Powers)
So Mr.Lenihan, you think you are onto us?
I think you are gravely mistaken!
We at PAYE (People Against Your Emoluments) have seen how you are looking to combat our plans for paying our bills, providing for our children and staying in employment whilst keeping your colleagues in a receipt free expense zone.
We have our own plans and it will cost you more than 57 billion dollars (woo har har!)
Do not think that you will find us happy to fund this!
Unless you cede to our demands that you and your colleagues cut back on your own individual funding models, there will be an nuclear electoral explosion that the free world has never experienced (woo hoo har har!).
Your fiendish meanderings and use of BIG ( Bourgeois Imputed Garbage) WORDs (With Overall Ridiculous Descriptions) will not deter us from our ultimate plan for non world domination!
We will contact you again with more demands!
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